Skip to product information
1 of 9

Live Music Threads

Don't Play Phish or I'll Cum | Funny T-shirt and Gag Gift Idea

Don't Play Phish or I'll Cum | Funny T-shirt and Gag Gift Idea

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color
Size
This T-shirt is designed with the die hard Phans in mind. Whether it's true or not, it may inspire more of your non-Phish community to start actually listening to the band. Yes, it's unhinged... and that's what we love about it. The text is simple yet effective "don't play phish or i'll come :) " - inspired by true events.

More details:
This shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Please note: Please allow up to 12 business days for your shirt to arrive if you're in the US and 21 days if you are international. While it's likely you'll get it within a week, delivery really varies based on location. If you need the shirt for a specific event, please reach out to us directly at LiveMusicThreads@gmail.com for a more accurate delivery date! All orders are final because each shirt is made to order - if you have an issue with your item, please reach out and we'll be happy to help!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
View full details

Customer Reviews

Be the first to write a review
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)